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selfprescribedstoner:

twaxed birthday cake flavored joint with a kief stuffed tip
bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

Me for all of high school

cunts-in-love:

tehsmarticus:

sigsauer-ist:

fucking legit

APES!

Amazing af

(Source: youtube.com, via b-ak3d)

gayblowjob:

so pretty
weedporndaily:


pass it
420drugsandtits:

princesssquibby:

Rainbow belts from Alpenglow Botanicals.
Someone send me some

laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

(via smokepotwithme)

recklessasalways:

Yeah bitch!! Been waitin for this

clarknokent:

grapejellyking:

heissogoodlooking:

"I had a crush on you in high school."

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"The assignment is due tomorrow, not today."

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"The assignment is due today, not tomorrow."

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"Wait, before you get comfortable, can you-"

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"Can I see your laptop for a minute?"

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"i know you wanna go out tonight, but i need you to babysit"

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when people try and steal your text post

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Caught her ass

(via xlyssx)