yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
"I had a crush on you in high school."
"The assignment is due tomorrow, not today."
"The assignment is due today, not tomorrow."
"Wait, before you get comfortable, can you-"
"Can I see your laptop for a minute?"
"i know you wanna go out tonight, but i need you to babysit"
when people try and steal your text post
Caught her ass